Pregnant women come face to face with many of the most vexing philosophical and moral questions of our times. For me the greatest struggle lies in the question, to blame or not to blame (the baby every time I screw up, that is).
This past week I faced a difficult situation at work. Okay, a difficult person. And I had to answer the question -- is there any way for me to draw the fetus into this? I concluded that there was. And sure enough, it worked! The difficult person went home and came back two days later refreshed, relaxed, and more solicitous of me and my burgeoning belly. Victory!
Hey, that's got a nice ring to it: Victory Woiderski.
Lesson: do try this -- at home, at work, whenever, wherever. It WORKS.
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